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Poon P.S.A. -- A Poonless Travel Channel ??
The Voice of The Poon here, to address our mysterious absence on Food Paradise a few weeks ago. To you who compromised your waistlines by exposing yourselves to the hour-long, binge-inducing Deli-licious episode just to catch the Poon’s TV debut, we apologize. (The things ya do for da Poon, man).
Look, we get it. You tuned in, sat through 60 minutes of gluttonous deli-sammich glorification, & you got absolutely no Poon out of it! We understand your frustration, and we’re sorry for putting you into a Poon-less situation…
Twas a bit of an airdate goof, ya see… In July, footage of ol’ Nanc herself was spotted on Travel Channel commercials— we thought to advertise the Poon’s upcoming episode on Food Paradise... Not so, obviously, as the Poon has yet to make her TV debut. But— in a wild twist— Nancy, on the other hand, was apparently TV-ready!
Upon filming, the editing execs at Travel Channel were evidently enraptured by the natural charisma & debaucherous charm of Fancy Nanc. Too compelling a character to be clipped out & left on the editing room floor, the Queen Mother of The Poon herself is now being featured in TC’s nationwide Food Paradise commercials! That’s right party people, our First Lady of the Poon has hit the airwaves of cable networks all around!
So, until the Poon’s official TV debut (which must be classified info because we don’t know when that will be???), stay tuned Poonheads, cuz ya may just see ol’ Nanc herself gracing the electronic glow of your TV screen and representing for Poon Nation! #PowerToThePoon#ForTheLoveOfThePoon #99ProblemsButMyPoonAintOne
In the meantime, let’s rally & SHOW SOME LOVE for Fancy Nanc & our beloved Poon !!!
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Post ‘em if you got ‘em, Poon Nation!
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